Ahaha, give in to the Arthur/Cobb crackfic! It's good times!

But yeah, I know what you mean. I've sort of been avoiding backstory just because it seems to explode in my face every time I try (as evidenced by our conversation, clearly!).

Woah, trying to bring in a rogue agent like Cobb? You just know he has tons of classified information in his head. I mean, think of how quickly he was able to memorize the stuff in Saito's safe. FBI files would never be safe again! I would almost expect them to send people after him, Cobol style and just take him out like Jason Bourne.