i'm picturing crowley taking castiel out on a ~date~ and they travel in crowley's stretch limo, which appeases castiel a tiny bit because he can can relax with the wings a bit. and castiel drinks his way through another liquor store's worth of booze. and crowley is calculating if he's going to get fourth degree burns on the meatsuit if he puts the moves on castiel, who is enthusiastically telling him a species of 'knock, knock' joke that even the most twisted torturers in the pit would cry at if exposed to for too long.

this is before castiel starts dancing to "get ur freak on".




uhh...