More Inception commentfic ahoy!

So I totally forgot that I also filled out a couple of other prompts for inception_kink a while back, so for the sake of neatness (Saito would approve), here they are, archived in no particular order:

Title: Smoke Signals
Prompt: Eames splits a cigar with Ariadne to celebrate a successful mission, only to realize watching her smoke is an incredible turn-on. Sexytimes ensue.

( He offers to everyone because it's second nature at this point. )

Title: Parental Guidance
Prompt: Guess who Ariadne's father is?
"What does your father do?"
"Well, this one time, he liberated Croatia."
Eliot Spencer! Bonus if Eliot (and the Leverage team) has to rescue Ariadne (and the Inception team) and when Eliot figures out that Ariadne is in an adult relationship with idk Arthur or Eames, he gets like super overprotective and all glaring and threatening.

A/N: This fill is a fail, because it only gets about halfway there. But anyway:

( "That wasn't a syndicate hit," Ariadne said absently. )

Title: Ant Hills
Prompt: Before tearing apart his father empire, Robert continues to build it up. Finally, when he's on top of the world, he calls Cobb, and asks him to help take it apart.
Like a kid kicking down a sandcastle. And he wants to share.....Do with that what you will.

( It takes Robert five years to get it to where he wants it. )