Alchemy Alice

Title: Accidental Gift
Author: Alchemy Alice
Genre and/or Pairing: Canon!AU, Dean/Castiel
Word Count: ~14,600 
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Through the Apocalypse, and then goes off-book.
Warnings: Complete ignorance of seasons 6 and 7, and probably an unhealthy amount of (un)intended weapons-related innuendo.
Summary:The problem with angel swords was that humans knew fuck-all about them. Worse, the angels were no better. Meanwhile, some post-apocalyptic cracks in the fabric of reality needed mending.

So while I was just trying to post the second part of this, I'm afraid LJ was being completely ridiculous about formatting, and also told me that my chapter is about 500 words too long to fit. GRAR. So the complete work, with some minor edits can be now found at AO3. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Long time, no see.

I am, in fact, alive. And term has begun again! I am excited because the summer was kind of desolate and boring and I need structure in my life.

And I, uh, have a request to make: I need help in finishing this thing that I've owed nightrider101 since the beginning of this year, because dammit I don't know how to go on, and what's more, my spn muse has completely run dry. So to any of you who are still avid fans and can instill me with your enthusiasm, I would appreciate anything from a cheerleader to a beta reader. It's about wings and profound bonds and also some problematic rips in reality that happen after the apocalypse-that-wasn't. I have a little over 7k written out of probably 10k total, which is way more than I was planning on doing, but apparently I'm incapable of writing anything less than weirdly convoluted plotty things or something? I think I'm going to post the first half of it very soon, with the hopes that this will pressure me into finishing the rest of it in something resembling a timely manner. But seriously, I keep staring at it, willing words to appear, but they just don't. So...yeah. Help?

On the flip side, though, I have been sucked into loving the Avengers hard core. I don't really read comics all that often, but I am totally behind the films and it's making me take Wikipedia crash courses on the the canon material like woah. Seriously, this movie has already ruined me, and it hasn't even come out yet. As a result, I am utterly lost to Steve/Tony right now. It's a disease, almost as bad as Charles/Erik, except worse because whereas Charles and Erik make me want to write them into badass adventures, Steve and Tony make me want to just read utter sap about how they made up after Civil War and got married and fought crime together. Argh. Stop it you bastards I hate you. Also my personal theme song for them is now 'Teenage Dream' because Tumblr is a terrible influence on me and I am a terrible person and it makes me laugh uncontrollably. STEVE IS TOTALLY TONY'S TEENAGE DREAM, DON'T DENY. Oh god this journal must never become connected to me in real life or I will have to change names and move to a different country again.

Title: On the Wings of War
Author: Alchemy Alice
Genre and/or Pairing: Action/Adventure/Horror, Dean/Castiel
Rating: R for violence
Warnings/Spoilers: Up to 5.14-ish.
Disclaimer: The characters and the sandbox in which they play does not belong to me. I am simply borrowing for a short time.
Summary: The Horsemen are not just people with fancy rings. They aren’t even demons with fancy rings. They are another species entirely, a force unto themselves, and Lucifer is kidding himself if he thinks that they are at his beck and call. They are separate. They are neutral. Dean Winchester is not built like them.

Prologue | Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five | Chapter Twenty-Six

( Chapter Twenty-Seven )

Title: On the Wings of War
Author: Alchemy Alice
Genre and/or Pairing: Action/Adventure/Horror, Dean/Castiel
Rating: R for violence
Warnings/Spoilers: Up to 5.14-ish. 
Disclaimer: The characters and the sandbox in which they play does not belong to me. I am simply borrowing for a short time.
Summary: The Horsemen are not just people with fancy rings. They aren’t even demons with fancy rings. They are another species entirely, a force unto themselves, and Lucifer is kidding himself if he thinks that they are at his beck and call. They are separate. They are neutral. Dean Winchester is not built like them.

A/N: Apologies again for the monstrous delays--my degree is currently taking up a great deal of my time. Also, I've been debating whether or not to post this before finishing the chapter that follows it, because there is a really annoying cliff-hanger at the end of this one, and given my highly unfortunate track record for updating, it could be another long while before I post next. So be warned, I suppose.

Prologue | Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four | Chapter Twenty-Five


( Chapter Twenty-Six )

Title: On the Wings of War
Author: Alchemy Alice
Genre and/or Pairing: Action/Adventure/Horror, Dean/Castiel
Rating: R for violence
Warnings/Spoilers: Up to 5.14-ish.
Disclaimer: The characters and the sandbox in which they play does not belong to me. I am simply borrowing for a short time.
Summary: The Horsemen are not just people with fancy rings. They aren’t even demons with fancy rings. They are another species entirely, a force unto themselves, and Lucifer is kidding himself if he thinks that they are at his beck and call. They are separate. They are neutral. Dean Winchester is not built like them.

Prologue | Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen |Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty-One | Chapter Twenty-Two | Chapter Twenty-Three | Chapter Twenty-Four

( Chapter Twenty-Five )

I still like shiny things on my internet mantle! So...

...vote for me?

If you think I deserve it? :D

Title: Stickshifts and Safetybelts
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Genre: Dean/Gabriel, snark and romance
Warnings/Spoilers: through season 5, after which I have no idea what’s going on, so it’s basically AU. Oh and also, car makeouts!
Word Count: ~1,150
Summary: In which bucket seats all have all got to go! (If the reference is obscure, do listen to this song. It is joy in auditory form!)

A/N: For morganoconner, who poked at me for more Dean/Gabriel, a pairing I will always oblige because they are epic and snarky and wonderful :) Also for kissbingo square ‘type: French’. And as a sidenote: why am I so productive when I drink whiskey??? I’m like Hemingway, except less badass. Bollocks. Also, I borrowed the idea of Wendigo packs from someone, I don’t remember who. So if you know what I’m talking about, speak up and I’ll credit them. I needed a plot device, and that was a really good one, no stepping on toes intended.

( “Father help me, but I’m starting to like your car. It has class.” )

cynicl  has done me a great honor and nominated "Dies Irae" for the rare pair category at spn_award. If you agree with her, second the nomination and/or vote! I'm somewhat uncomfortable with self-pimping in this way, but I also like the potential of shiny things on my internet mantle, as unlikely as that may be.

In other news, I am still ludicrously busy in RL, and it is irritating. My giant stack of critical reading is glaring at me accusingly as I write this, because I am officially entering the realm of dangerous procrastination. Alas, literature surveys do not write themselves. Even less so when I have about 48 hours in which to write one in.

And yet,inception_kink keeps dangling its prompts tantalizingly at me! I WILL RESIST YOU, INTERNET. JUST WATCH.

Title: Recharge
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing/Genre: Sam/Gabriel, humor
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~5,900
Warnings: Ignores season 6, picks up three months after the season 5 finale and goes AU from there.
Summary: For help_pakistan, winner jessebee's prompts being "first time", "in the rain", and "historical". In which Sam takes custody of Gabriel's porno, Dean and Castiel need a push, and there are shenanigans of the restorative and historical kinds.

A/N: This...completely exploded on me, but I wanted to at least give you the first half on time. The second half, in which I will actually get to the prompts, will be done as soon as humanly possible. Sorry about the delay!

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