Bifurcation
4 Aug 2011 04:51Title: Bifurcation
Genre/Pairing: XMFC/Wanted fusion, Charles/Erik
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~9,500 (WHAT.)
Warnings: Spoilers for both movies.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, as usual.
Summary: The first thing Erik notices about Charles, after he’s gotten over the shock of there being someone, anyone who is in any way like Erik himself, is that metal hums around him.
A/N: FUCK YOU, X-MEN. FUCK YOU. I HAVE OTHER, WAY MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO THAN THIS NONSENSE. How is it that I can churn out almost 10k in less than a week on this, and yet cannot get any of the work that I owe people done on time. I hate myself.
Anyway, this is is my contribution to the Wanted crossover subgenre, and is drawn from a couple of prompts, primarily this one from
1stclass_kink : "Charles has a killer in his head and he's not afraid to use him. Wesley doesn't mind letting Charles take the reigns in between the fun parts as long as he gets some action so it all works out. Cue BAMF!Charles/Wesley action!" and also this one from
xmen_firstkink : "Charles has terrible insomnia. When he's "asleep"? He's Wesley Gibson (McAvoy from Wanted). Basically, we're talking Charles with Fight Club-style fugue states, and when he's not Charles, he's Wesley, complete with bullet bending, time slowing and rapid healing. And assassinating!"
( Bifurcation )
Genre/Pairing: XMFC/Wanted fusion, Charles/Erik
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~9,500 (WHAT.)
Warnings: Spoilers for both movies.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, as usual.
Summary: The first thing Erik notices about Charles, after he’s gotten over the shock of there being someone, anyone who is in any way like Erik himself, is that metal hums around him.
A/N: FUCK YOU, X-MEN. FUCK YOU. I HAVE OTHER, WAY MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO THAN THIS NONSENSE. How is it that I can churn out almost 10k in less than a week on this, and yet cannot get any of the work that I owe people done on time. I hate myself.
Anyway, this is is my contribution to the Wanted crossover subgenre, and is drawn from a couple of prompts, primarily this one from
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Dammit, why can't I write the things I'm actually supposed to be writing? This might be totally out of character and silly. But my brain wouldn't let me do anything else until I finished it. So there you are. I suppose I did say that I wanted to write something fluffy after the sheer angst of 'Intervention', but still. STOP TAKING OVER MY BRAIN, X-MEN, I NEED TO FINISH MY THESIS CHAPTER.
Anyway.
Title: Duct Tape Makes You Smart
Genre/Pairing: Burn Notice!AU, Charles/Erik, background Alex/Hank
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~4,800
Warnings: Spoiler free!
Disclaimer: Neither Burn Notice nor X-Men: First Class belong to me, which is a damn shame. I am merely playing in someone else's sandbox.
Summary: For a prompt at
1stclass_kink : X-Men via Burn Notice. "My name is Charles Xavier. I used to be a spy..."
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Intervention
18 Jun 2011 00:13Title: Intervention
Genre/Pairing: ANGST. Erik/Charles.
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~5,000
Warnings: Spoilers for X-Men: First Class.
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me, I am merely playing in someone else’s sandbox.
Summary: Written for
1stclass_kink: Emma knows Erik has a thing for Charles. She can't read Charles but she saw how much Charles cares for Erik. After the falling out and when Emma notices Erik is pining (she's an intuitive woman, helmet or no), she sends Charles a message -- "Fix him. We can't take over the world if he's so lovesick." Then she gets Azazel to teleport Erik and Charles to an island so they can make up and make out. ...except then it ended up a lot less funny than that. Basically, this is my post-divorce catharsis fic, because their love is so star-crossed and epic and sadface that I had to fix it, if only partially/not at all. Yeah. Life ruiners, indeed. *facepalm*
( Intervention )
Genre/Pairing: ANGST. Erik/Charles.
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~5,000
Warnings: Spoilers for X-Men: First Class.
Disclaimer: Nothing here belongs to me, I am merely playing in someone else’s sandbox.
Summary: Written for
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On the flip side, I just need to turn everyone's attention for one moment to Texts from Xavier Academy.
I think I'm actually crying from laughing so hard.
Sample:

...anyway. I'ma go work on my thesis now.
I think I'm actually crying from laughing so hard.
Sample:

...anyway. I'ma go work on my thesis now.